Okay, you realize this is comedy, right?

Nice, I lol'd.

Oh, you mean like it says in the article? I have Kwikset locks on my house and they work just fine, btw.

Those glasses are gorgeous, too bad the beer isn't as good as the glass looks.

This is my thinking exactly. Also, the "throw away anything you haven't used in a year" rule is golden.

I bought the OXO trays after the Battlemodo and I absolutely love them. I fill them with my Brita pitcher, too. The cover keeps them from evaporating or whatever happens when you leave your ice in the trays for too long. I never thought I would spend $5 on an ice cube tray, but I bought 2 of them and they're worth it.

This is a super cool idea, especially since you can use the thermometer for other things. I'd drop $24 on one!

I usually use the search bar in Firefox. I change it to Wiki, IMDB, Google, or whatever I think is best for what I'm looking for.

Okay, I hate to sound like a troll, but this is dumb dumb dumb. Yeah, I'd love to hang from my junk and walk my bike instead of pedal it. Stupid. I could do that better by lowering my seat on my bike and taking the pedals off. At least I wouldn't be smashing my nuts hanging from a stupid harness.

Will I sound stupid if I ask what "math rock" is?

Hahahaha, true, but some people like having genitals in their mouth, and they need to state that on their OKCupid profile.

I hope this is true. It's one of the worst apps on Android. On ICS I have to kill it after every time I open it or it will use 15-30% cpu and burn my battery down. Also, the functionality blows. Other than that I love Android, itself, heh.

I'm not going to lie, I do torrent some things (mostly tv shows), but if it's on Netflix I will stream it. I can count on one hand how many times it has not worked, whereas I have had to try multiple sources on torrent to find a fast download or a decent file. Now, I can't knock torrenting because you are getting what…

I feel the same way, and I'm not trying to be stubborn, but I like the search button. It waves a step from opening the drop down menu if you ask me.

I actually lusted after this when I saw it.

I know! Motorola moved the power button from the top like my Droid 2 to the side on my RAZR MAxx and I push on the top of that thing constantly.

It looks very iPhone-y with a side of Apple.

Thank you so much for this comment. You hit the nail on the head. It's a fun article and if you don't want to read it SCROLL ON TO THE NEXT ARTICLE. Sheesh.

Probably because a lot of schools require that specific calculator, so they have a captive market.

This is probably the best one, yet! I'm so glad that Giz introduced us to Joerg. He is like the coolest, most likeable dude that makes scary weapons, ever!