I thought karma would be a keying, flat tires and broken windows.

Change your thinking.

One wrong word in this sentence below, replace the word income with spending. You’re replacing what you were spending while working not the $100,000 that was your income.

My first one, I tapped her on the head and said, “I’m going to cum”, she said, “go ahead”. She cleaned her palate with a sip of diet Coke.

As mistermoneymustache would say that is not $150 cable bill,