Yeezus?

This is outrageous. It gives Londoners a completely unrealistic expectation of beach weather.

That’s exactly how I read it. That Japan has a wild lightning death problem.

Right..as written it kind of implies lightning strikes that kill people are really, really frequent in Japan. My brain does not want to compute it at all.

Is it just me or was that headline kind of confusing?

Both Otto’s hideouts were pretty small but he only stayed in them at night after the husband came home from work.

I’ve been in mansions where the Attic was practically a whole other floor of the house, sans toilets.

My old house had the most beautiful attic. It had 7 foot ceilings and skylights and giant windows with views of the ocean and mountains. And despite us living in literally the rainiest city in North America, it was always bone dry and smelled amazing. We wanted to turn it into an extra room (I was picturing window…

Please tell me y’all are gonna say something about the murder of Christina Grimmie. That was a fuckin travesty.

That’s a very weak rickroll.

Also Can work with.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I prefer to see him as the cheating ass Amy Poehler DIVORCED.

Eh. Great women end up married to assholes alllllllllllll the time.

Yeah but Amy Poehler was married to him, that is a hell of a character reference.

I think that's a fair assessment based solely on the amount of self-tanner he wears.

I can’t go beyond his “Blades of Glory” role.

I’m getting the feeling Will Arnett doesn’t have to work to hard to get into character when playing a total doucebag.

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?