It’s very Nomi Malone at dance rehearsal in Showgirls.

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SAM BEE WITH THE KNOCKOUT.

I can’t stop staring at Whoopi’s shoe and legging combo.

But Spaceballs is funny and delightful!

Oh Bette- You really are the wind beneath my wings!! Lurv you!!

I love Bette Midler

Per Ben Schwartz: coca-Cola was behind 9/11.

I like this new you though.

I know they're not a couple, but I want Bill Nye and NDT to adopt me.

Like ten minutes ago? I was such a different person then.

Do you remember the time you wrote:

It’s not the job of every New Yorker to keep track of fucking Obama’s travel schedule

...saying there was no probably cause...

It seems that Deja Cook should have a good defamation case at least.

You’re gross.

Yeah, it’s what I figured. However, I don’t know why (that’s a lie, I do know why...) cops wouldn’t have gone with the angle of getting an underage person drunk in order to have sex with them. Providing alcohol to someone underage is illegal and should have given them a much better avenue in proceeding with rape/sex…

I know from seeing Del Toro briefly on magazine covers and that awful Wolfman movie, that he likes to pay people dressed as oompa loompas to slap his bare thighs with cold cuts and kisses a cardboard cut-out of Javier Bardem at night. This is how this works, right?

What he should have said:

9. Hear an opinion or worldview different from your own, and actually listen to it without interrupting or losing your damn mind.