The video certainly seemed to be aiming for a certain kind of theme music... But it didn’t quite get it. So I fixed that. http://tubedubber.com/#QXSJ7dprzf4:O…

I liked it. It took me two watches to understand everything, though. Also, I didn't read the description the first time I watched it. Synopsis:

Except that some "choices" affect others and therefore need justification (not merely uncritical "respect"). You're not familiar with the "harm principle" at all, hey? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harm_prin…

You're right. PETA is very sketchy and this information is highly elusive. I have, however, found a little-known resource (online!) for verifying such claims: http://bit.ly/TRdpfk

Except that it takes 6 kilograms of grain to produce just 1 pound of meat (454 grams), and even fish on fish farms must be fed up to 2.27 kilograms of wild-caught fish to produce 1 pound of farmed fish flesh.

It is important to communicate the ethical imperative of veganism with grace and tact. However, this whole article hinges on the false assumption that:

And of course they'd attack our most precious Northwest Territories. So typical.

Use a decoy. Cops know this shit and will just detain your phone straightaway. So if you are at a protest (or other high frisk-risk venue), have another cell on hand that you can afford to "lose" (at least until after court hearings). Your old phone or acquire a cheap one online.

It's called "aesthetics." There's nothing remotely "crazy" about this. It's just a new design for a cellphone. The curvature is no different than having a different colour or beveling.

Who is "we"? Red Bull bought the helium for whatever price they paid.

I am pretty sure that Pardis Parker did that joke before (and better than) John Mulaney.