Except that some "choices" affect others and therefore need justification (not merely uncritical "respect"). You're not familiar with the "harm principle" at all, hey? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harm_prin…

You're right. PETA is very sketchy and this information is highly elusive. I have, however, found a little-known resource (online!) for verifying such claims: http://bit.ly/TRdpfk

Except that it takes 6 kilograms of grain to produce just 1 pound of meat (454 grams), and even fish on fish farms must be fed up to 2.27 kilograms of wild-caught fish to produce 1 pound of farmed fish flesh.

It is important to communicate the ethical imperative of veganism with grace and tact. However, this whole article hinges on the false assumption that:

Who is "we"? Red Bull bought the helium for whatever price they paid.

I am pretty sure that Pardis Parker did that joke before (and better than) John Mulaney.