100% of the fish die after being released.

A teammate of mine sharted during a match, leaving a notable brown eye on his yellow singlet (thenceforth Brown Eye became his nickname). It was during a tournament, and he kept wearing the singlet for the rest of his matches. He scored some upsets over better opponents, who were rather skittish.

It depends. If I’m at an actual steakhouse, cook my steak the way I asked. Plus, those places want to get it right. They’d rather fix it and comp you something than have you never coming back and badmouth the restaurant to anyone who will listen.

Not true if you go to a real (not Outback or similar) steakhouse. The line cooks hit the temp everytime or get written up and fired if it happens repeatedly.

To this day, my working theory is that 85% of these stories are made up. Don’t get me wrong, most of them still make me laugh, but I’m not right in the head.

1.) He’s awful and I hope you won the account and took all his money because he doesn’t deserve to have it.

The real dance with the devil is wondering, mid-run, if the impending pressure you feel is a fart or poop. Especially if you find yourself pushing it out. That better be a fart or you’re in real trouble. I have all the public bathrooms and prime port-a-potty stops on my local running routes mapped in my head, and I’ve…

I was at a business lunch recently with 2 co-workers and 2 clients. One of the clients sent his steak back THREE FUCKING TIMES, claiming each time it wasn’t rare enough. He finally told the poor waitress “Listen, do you want me to come back there and do it? Tell these guys 30 seconds on each side and that’s it.” I…

I’m rolling my eyes at you as well. Glad there’s no room for nuance in your world.

Hannah is definitely one of those people who wants Huck Finn removed from libraries due to the accurate period language used in it.

Just because the movie came out in ‘93 doesn’t mean that is the year that Benny steals home. It is just at some point in the future, not necessarily the day before the movie premiere.

A movie told from the POV of a 12 yr old (correct age?) kid about a bunch of other 10-14 yr old boys in the 60s has scenes regarding girls that aren’t totally on point with 2018 views? Why I never!

i can’t wait until he becomes a commenter on deadspin

Christ, he’s punter, the most easily replaceable position on every squad. While i’ll admit to enjoying his antics, what coach on earth would want a punter that draws personal fouls, and divides the locker room (and His teammates have legitimate issue with the whole Talib thing) in any capacity? There are tons of…

As one of those sub-set of a sub-set people who absolutely love the Fourth World, you’re 100% right. Kalibak (Darkseid’s loyal but unloved 2nd son) would have been a much better choice.

I like that but I also propose a 90 second replay rule. Once the ref steps into the booth they have 90 seconds to make a call and they do not get to see the timer. If its still up for debate after 90 seconds its clearly not indisputable evidence to overturn and the call on the field stands. After 90 seconds the TV…

I had two thoughts while watching that segment.

No one is debating whether Zimmerman is a good person. The question is was his life in danger and was the gun used in self-defense, and a jury confirmed that yes, his account was believable. There’s no reason to float Infowars-style conspirancy theories just because he isn’t a good person.

Look, man, I’m gonna tell you what nobody else is telling you.

Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!