You fail the political Turing test in a spectacular manner.

Poe’s law is in effect here.

Have you ever watched South Park? Same concept. Get over yourself and learn to be made mocked. You will enjoy life more.

None of this is particularly offensive unless you have no sense of humor or are a sensitive prick who takes offense at any damn thing as a profession.

I had a similar experience in Travers City about 20 years ago. Mr. Howe took my just autographed card and put it in his shirt pocket. "It does have my picture on it, right?" I was speechless. My dad still loves to talk about it.

I will drink just about anything without complaint but would have to turn down anything with the "Keystone" label attached, any malt liquor, or any "bum wine". I just blacked out too many times in college, and they all make me dry heave at the taste.

I would take Labatt over any of its American counterparts. It is a "decent" to "good" beer in my (not so) discriminating opinion.

or you are being insanely (even by deadspin standards) cynical.

Most of the conservative websites I have read are calling for the police involved in this despicable crime to be taken out back and shot.

At any point he can dump the girl, sell the team, and move to Monaco. I have no sympathy for rich public figures who get caught saying or doing asinine shit.

Say it with me, "The First Amendment protects you from the government, not from the consequences of being an asshole."