“...you glued construction paper and glitter all over an ‘88 Celica.”

Only in Florida. Yes the same Florida where a gator snatched a kid from disney world as prey.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

I should have said “The Renegade isn’t bad according to my idiot redneck nephew who had one as a rental”. He’s also used to driving a Wrangler Unlimited, so it probably felt like a luxury car.

That article may have well been titled:

I was interested. You just have no attention span.

The Golf, Mini, and Fiesta ST I agree with. But how does the WRX, Miata, GT86/BRZ, and Mazda 3 not make that list?

Actual Millennial: “Cars I would consider buying? I dunno, the Fiesta ST is pretty great... oh hold on, I have to take a quick phone call, excuse me, I’ll be right back.”

That list is slightly redeemed by Jalopnik’s golden prodigy - the Fiesta ST.

WHY ISN’T THE MIATA ON THAT LIST
WHO WROTE THIS
I WANT THEM PUNISHED FOR THEIR SINS

After looking at that, I feel like I need to watch YouTube videos of bitchin’ burnouts n’shit.

“We won”? What did Scott Baio win, again?

You must not be a young professional/weekend warrior then...

Elizabeth Warren just announced she’ll be on Senate Armed Services...

You should have stopped at “evidence” because your one example doesn’t negate the hundreds of other examples of a poorly-run campaign.

BULLSHIT.

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

“Sad!”—-Please correctly punctuate in future comments.

MAGA

Let’s say I’m at Dome Depot next spring and get a yard of mulch in my bed. On the way home I get a flat. How do I access the spare tire without unloading my mulch onto the side of the highway?