In a released statement Long John Silver’s said the following about the company’s decision to no longer advertise at all on Fox News:

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

No, it's actually their mother who abandoned them, when Tucker was six and Buckley was four. She's probably in a bar somewhere, hoping to God they never find her. 

Maybe rich people are a race to him.

What the hell is this article? Arguing that the news is too harsh and the American people shouldn't be aware of the news? That people *should* just appreciate the horrors without the visuals? Obviously the American people do not appreciate the horror, otherwise New Hitler wouldn't be the president right now. These…

He’s already on probation for assault with a weapon, he fractures a child’s skull, and after his arrest he was...

LOL... After bungling the headline the other day, it seems they felt they needed to make up for it. 

Someone should look her up and interview her on how her kids turned out. 

From the New York Times today (bold-faced & italics emphasis mine)

“Oh fuck, we forgot the diaper bag in the limo. Please don’t shit yourself, sir. PLEASE just try to hold it in until we go to McDonald’s for your Happy Meal.”

I wonder how and why they thought he could or would do that. Like, did they change up his meds that morning and expect they’d get a more manageable Toddler in Chief? Trump’s gonna Trump and it’s gonna be bad.

I think similarly about my parents rambunctious dog when I have to take him on walks.

“They wanted him to go in and behave differently. The goal was to go in and get out with as little news as possible.”

The alternative was serial killer, so I guess he chose the greater of two evils.

Big ups to Mama Carlson! Life gave her lemons and she said “naw fuck that i don’t want these lemons”

“Hi, I’m concerned my young, immature son has a deadly weapon he can’t handle.”

His mom left when he was six. Explains a lot. 

Buckley Carlson 

More spray tan, more botox... he is going to come back worse than ever!

And this is all because his mommy left him and daddy threw him in boarding school.