So while talking to strike organizers, I found myself compelled to ask, again and again, if they could tell when a lawmaker or ambassador was bullshitting them. The answer was obviously yes, but I wanted to hear them talk about confronting that kind of smug condescension in the face of a crisis.

Honestly? I think Tom Cruise is such a carefully programmed robot that he would just laugh it off with a big laugh, make a pithy joke about Zac Effron being 5'8, and quietly whisper to the interviewer that he’ll murder everyone he’s ever loved if they bring it up again. 

Do you remember high school? Anything that made you different made you a target. It gets better, but those four years can be hell for anyone who doesn’t fit in.

it’s hard to believe anyone would mercilessly bully this extremely beautiful girl who wears her hair in a ponytail (gasp) and doesn’t wear makeup (double gasp).

I don’t think you know what reviewing is if you think a person should be ‘objective’ when reviewing something.

Nah. I raised 5 white kids without corporal punishment and not a one of them is racist. 

“First of all, we don’t do gay weddings or mixed race, because of our Christian race—I mean our Christian belief,”

she says she spent all night reading the bible

She unintentionally nailed it with “Christian race.” So many of these situationally-holy types seem to regard “The Bible” (a book they probably couldn’t pick out of a lineup) as magically supporting whatever bigoted shit is swirling around their heads on any given day. “I hate that fat black woman so the Bible must…

First paragraph was soo many words to justify your God awful Christina Hendrix interview.

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

Yes but the Government has an obligation, and the power, to pass laws protecting the health, safety, and well-being of its citizens. It can involuntarily vaccinate people if there is a legitimate need, and it can certainly quarantine people who won't get vaccinated. You right to swing your fist ends at my nose; your…

“Dammit Mom! Can’t you leave that to your private get togethers!”

I’m still not sure why someone decided we need this movie in a world where Won’t You Be My Neighbor? exists, but whatever.

“ I’m not seeing Hanks disappear into the role so much as Hanks playing it.” Yes. I still gently sobbed at my desk, though. 

i wish this was true and would watch a movie about the teleportation riots of the 90s 

I read Bunnicula as a child and was really taken by it. So, my parents decided to honor this love by telling me that the Easter Bunny was a vampire.

I’m not a particularly sensitive person, and I am a man, but I think gendered occupational names have been being phased out for at least a couple of decades now. People on a police force are police officers. People in fire departments are firefighters. People who collect garbage are sanitation workers. When these…

argued that his client fell victim to temptation

I recommend something with a nice white hood.