Okay, just because it’s bugging me, those were not Cadillacs. The pink was one a 1953 Chevrolet Bel Air and the red one was a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air. I guess I’ll go wonder over to Jalopnik now..........

Human needs both arms and a windup to pitch raccoon down flight of stairs.

Don’t watch Finding Dory. Fuck baby Dory, she killed me.

Khloe in particular came across as the most ignorant asshole. She kept waving at everyone as they drove by, talking over their tour guide, and recording videos of people on her phone without talking to them. Kourtney at least made an effort to speak Spanish, so I give her a teensy tiny pass.

Such a natural pose!

You know what really gets me there (and I was watching too)? When Forrest has her father’s house demolished. He’s not the smartest man in the world, but he understood enough.

“This is my family. I found it all by myself. It little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”

also, cigars and fedoras b/c cuba amirite.

I pretend to be dead inside, but I refuse to watch any kid’s movie ever because then I have to go hide in the bathroom to avoid tearing up.

Came here to bring up the “Is he smart” scene, that one is a killer. HOWEVER, Jenny isn’t as bad as you think:

I’m 39 and watched Inside Out with my family (wife, kids age 10 and 12) 6 months after moving them across the country.

The first five minutes of “UP”. Goddamnit it.

Duuude. . . I love Futurama, but fuck those guys man! Jurassic Bark is like the saddest thing I’ve ever seen (and I used to play the record of the dialog/music from the Fox and the Hound when I was like 5 and just BAWL). And there’s a bunch of them!

Just watching this Gif makes me sad...

I never used to cry, and not because I am some macho “real men don’t cry” type, I just never felt the urge to cry. After having kids, I cry all the fucking time. It’s ridiculous. I was crying just the other night describing something that I had cried about a couple weeks earlier.

Inside Out! I was crying in the parking lot after the movie.

You’re that guy at the store.

Although I legit thought I was having a heart attack when I watched Toy Story 3. Holy crap that movie

It gets worse if/when you have children. Finding Nemo is unwatchable for me.