I'm wearing Wet n Wild's Red Velvet which has an amazing formula and color, and is very inexpensive.

Made-up and spanx-ed to the nines as well. And I know I'm being petty now but she says SHE'S bringing booty back, yeah gurl, after Jlo, Beyonce and Nicki. You're bringing it back.

Think of all the antioxidants!

All you can taste is the fruit!

I was young when SNL aired Deep Thoughts (also, English is my second language, so not all jokes translate as well), but now I realize Jack Handey as in jacking off!!!! All his deep thoughts are so much funnier to me now!

Mesh this motherf*cker ALL up!

The placenta is basically a vascular network. Like a kidney. (Its not the same as a kidney) People seem to think of it as the yolk in an egg.

Why stop at placenta though? Why not eat your period blood, clots and all? Definitely boogers. Smegma is made of healthy lypids that could help regulate your digestion (definitely the bacterial flora on a penis must help with something!) The pasty white cheesy thing that comes out of toenails. Earwax.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. Dammit, Ex-lax!!!

YOU BETTER WOORK

Its cool you highlight THURSDAY as in any other day would be fine. Or was that the joke? (Side eye)

For the bullying!!! I could not express into words (I still can't) how sorry I feel for young you. From experience, I know experiences like this can haunt you later on. I hope you have reached a happier place.

:(

Big hug. I've had days like that too.

You win.

You're insufferable.

I send you an internet hug.

What did she say?

Blacks must always be extra-virtous and extra-perfect to matter. Being a regular person is not enough.

But that happens with a lot of models, right? They look ultra hot in a photo spread, then mega lame walking down the street.