What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

Melo cares about things in this order:

Good. The Knicks need to do two things: become bad enough to actually take advantage of the fact that they once again have their draft picks, and somehow piss off Anthony enough that he’s willing to waive his no-trade clause. Losing like this tonight can help achieve both goals.

Legit question - why did you think that?

“If he dies, he dies.” - Porzingis post-game press conference

What the hell was Jay Cutler doing in Turkey???

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

Was inspired to try this approach with my boss this morning. Do not recommend.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

nah

No puppet.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Did you just all lives matter me

Ooooooo planes! Wait, what were we talking about?

Summarizing the reasons provided above for why this makes sense as “not liking him” is reductive bullshit. Those are facts, not feelings.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you