You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

At least she’s paid taxes on those hundreds of millions on a regular basis.

No fanbase bitches more on this site. So tiresome.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.

Personally, I think the hug was genuine, and based on a recognition that he got a few things right.

This game was fucking wild

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

Raising your arm over your head after the national anthem is totally disrespectful. As soon as I figure out who should be offended, I’ll update my post.

In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

It means that everyone knows Boston has a unique history of racism among Northern cities and that Bostonians, consistently for decades, have engaged in overt and covert acts of bigotry unknown in such upstanding cities as Chicago and Philadelphia.

Can’t wait for Curt Schilling to tell Ortiz why he’s wrong to be offended.

#allseatsmatter

I’m going to get stoned and eat tacos.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

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