My hair is just like me. It just sort of lies there lethargically. Indifferent to the world.

The creepiest thing about this makeup is that he looks more like Elijah Wood than Johnny Depp...

There is a psychologist turned marketer named Clotaire Rapaille who studies the connotative meanings of common words. Rapaille wrote a book called “The Culture Code,” which is all about how certain words and brands have different meanings in different cultures.

I lost ten and a half pounds in the last five weeks! I feel pretty awesome about that!

This is a true story.

If you end up not using them think about seeing if you could donate them to Habitat for Humanity.

Got any orangutan movies we can use to distract Donald Trump?

oh sure when this guy makes his own cheese he get 1.2 million views on youtube but when I make yogurt from the flora in my vagina everyone is all “gross” and “that’s disgusting” and “no you cannot sell this at trader joes”

God forbid someone takes the time to understand the world around them.

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

They put two mattresses next to each other. And use two sets of sheets and blankets. This is bullshit. This is not even anything. Fuck these people.

Bite your tongue! My husband and I have seven and we wouldn’t change a thing (except, obvs, the litter—on a very regular basis). :)

“Cats” and “too many” don’t belong in the same sentence. Unless it’s “There’s no such thing as too many cats”.

It’s funny and it’s news because homeless junkies pee on fro-yo floors all the time. It’s what they DO. Drunken college girls usually go behind the dumpster at the bar or six inches from the bar toilet because forty thousand semi-incontinent bitches be fuckin up the line.

I get that. Heck, I get the school initially bringing in Mohammed to ask about the clock. If someone thought it was strange, they should have brought it up. The issue to me, is the stupidity of the actions after that. When they brought in Mohammed and asked him to explain the clock that should have been enough. If…

What they really need to look out for to prevent those “terrible and violent acts committed in schools,” is to probably find a way to stop those white kids from mass school shootings. Oh wait, not going to happen.

She used a lot of words, and yet not one of them was “sorry”.

If by protocol she means racial profiling, then maybe that’s why terrible acts of violence keep happening in schools. (Because most shootings at schools have been carried out by white males).

I’m a black woman and I wear my hair natural. I had developed a tendency to wear my hair pulled back in a socially-acceptable pony-tail/puff.