Tyga (referring to the new couch): “I’ve gotten all her sisters on it”.

It could be worse....imagine a conversation between this one and that Farrah child.

I tend to be too chubby for VS bras, but my daughter tried it on while we were shopping and from outside the dressing room, I thought she was crying. I asked what was wrong and she opened the door a crack to let me in - to reveal boobs that were just about up to her chin, they were jacked up so high. She wasn’t…

My aunt has been putting on the make-up in brick wall-sized layers for as long as I can remember.

my favorite dumb blonde joke response is from national treasure dolly parton. when asked if dumb blonde jokes bother her, dolly said, not at all. cause first, i know i’m not dumb, and second, i know i’m not blonde.

In honor of Kylie’s new hair, here’s my favorite blonde joke:

“I’ve gotten all my sisters on it and all my friends.”

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

I’m gonna go with Dear Abby’s stance on telling “truths” here: “Is it true? Is it helpful? Is it kind?” And add Vagenius: “Is it any of your damn business?” Every woman on the planet is aware that fertility changes as you age. No one needs a reminder.

Whatever makes you or them think I do not know that? Don’t you think a career woman in her 30s is knowledgable on the things she wants? This attitude is part of what bothers me. I don’t go around telling women who were teenage moms that they need to talk to their kids about contraception because their kids are more…

It’s always useful to remember that when people judge you for doing something that doesn’t hurt anyone, it often has much more to do with their feelings about their own lives than anything to do with you. My dad once referred to an older mother (early 40s) as “disgusting”. I was shocked. Now I understand that he was…

My family is a little different cause none of my Tia's wanted me or my cousins to end up like them with abusive husbands. But everybody else can't keep their mouths shut. So Do what I do... In one ear & out the other... You can’t make everyone happy so don’t.

My two cents: being a 30 something woman with a career, money and no kids in the Mexican-American community is very hard. Most women my age have kids, some of them have teenagers, one has grandchildren. They can’t stop themselves from telling me that I’ll probably won’t be able to get pregnant and if I do my body…

The thing that always gets me about this ‘debate’ is the way that women are so patronised about it. There seems to be this assumption that women are walking around making decisions which go against their wishes, somehow not sentient, and then waking up at some point like “OMG I FORGOT TO HAVE KIDS!!!!”. At which point…

I think what she meant is that women are shamed for having kids when they’re older, so “barrenness” is treated as punishment for not settling down when they were younger, ie. “you didn’t have a kid when you were 22, so now you’re not allowed.” Less literal infertility and more societal pressure to not have children…

I have mixed feelings about her comment. And I wonder if it’s taken out of context? I mean, she’s 42 now so that’s sort of just biology happening. It’s ok if she chose not to have kids when she was younger. There are other ways to have kids i.e. adoption.

I meant no disrespect. It was simply a play on words that I would have made in any language. My last name has never been pronounced correctly. My husband was recently told “well, that’s not how we spell [his name] here”. I never gave a thought to be offended? My local airport is referred to as Ft Liquordale. Florida,…

I also haven’t seen it since college and I really liked it, and its soundtrack, then. The super backlash though is making me want to revisit it. It can’t possibly be THAT bad, right? We’re not talking like Battlefield Earth here guys?

I don't think it was, I just think uber-hyper-critical hipsters like to be overly-critical of it because it makes them feel superior in some way. It's a sweet, funny movie. It never tried to be more than that.

HOT TAKE: Maybe Garden State wasn’t actually that bad?