Exactly. My mom said that if she had it her way, I’d have lived with her forever, but she knew it was best for me to live my own life and flourish. You know, like a healthy parent should. She’ll probably eventually end up living with me again, when she’s elderly, but for now we’re content in our own spaces.

You’ve got it wrong....you have to steer the gossip. Like if someone says, “Did you get a look at what Yolanda was wearing? That skirt! Whores R Us!”....You say, “If I had those legs I’d just wear a scarf around my waist.” That way you are ‘participating’ without really contributing and at the same time you’re…

I am officially the “place where rumors go to die”. It’s awesome, because if someone has info s/he is BUSTING to share, I get to hear it. If it’s just shit someone is trying to spread about a co-worker, I don’t have to deal with it. Even better, when office bitch tried shit on me, not a single person would go there.

I hit a certain age a few years ago where I suddenly have zero tolerance for people talking shit about other people. Maybe because it just feels so pointless? Like, find something else to do with your time?

Story time:

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

alpaca is not wool, duh! you wouldn’t use woolite! you’d use alpacalite!

looks like they were going for a hipster “american gothic” look

If they’re not photo-shopped or made by Hallmark, this must be the moment when they realize that someone invited Lindsay Lohan to their wedding.

I don’t even clip my nails or paint my toenails in front of my husband and he doesn’t clip his nails in front of me.

People know very well he’s broke, that’s why he walked out of a bank showing off a stack of $100 bills…

What sort of tax base does Rack City have?

What sort of tax base does Rack City have? Is it largely property tax based or is there a municipal sales tax that contributes to whatever sort of budgetary surplus you seem to think they have? Is it something like Vernon where it’s almost entirely zoned for industrial purposes with almost no residents? Is Tyga an…

If you date a rapper with a stupid name like Tyga, do you call them Tyga or Michael in personal settings?

Yep. I’m working on it now, and while I’m used to teaching introductory level feminism I realise I am struggling to keep it absolutely accessible to all readers. My main short cut is that I’m hot linking the shit out of everything and hoping for the best.

I’ve been to three funerals in my life, but my great grandmother’s funeral when I was seventeen has to be the weirdest/most uncomfortable one of them all.

The one good thing about HE machines: No agitator.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

And now I’ve won pissing contest twice, Madeline! And my one post got starred over 1000 times! CAN I PLEASE BE OUT OF THE GREYS NOW?!

I’m afrayed not.