“Guy good at one thing isn’t so good at other thing”

“It’s impossible to argue with de Armas’ thought process; the Internet is forever and some horny freaks are sure to take pleasure in the depiction of a beautiful actress’ exploitation”

Pretty sure this is a humblebrag. 

(remember when Ryan Gosling wouldn’t stop talking about “Ken-ergy”?)

Any right-thinking person knows this.

Look, I wish recognitions would get eaten alive by a pack of rabid badgers as much as the next guy, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

The last wedding I went to was my brother-in-laws second marriage to his mistress. It was a disorganized mess. The worst was he must have hired the cheapest DJs he could find because there sound system apperently had two volumes “Blow out your ear drums” and “Make your ears and eyes bleed”. Not great for when the…

It might help if media outlets would stop picking at the scab anytime Scorsese said anything about anything.

I think that some people don’t realize that, while they enjoy their hobby very much, others partake in that same hobby in a different way.

Like, I like music but I doubt I listen to it the same way that Paul McCartney does.

I don’t get why people were so personally angry about the Marvel thing. He was asked and gave his opinion about it. 

Jesse could be annoying–he would frequent the comments to argue that kinja-era AVC was better than when Zodiac Motherfucker was commenting here, which, c’mon man–but he fundamentally cared about film, which is the key thing a Matt Schmickowitz lacks

Yep, up there with La La Land as far as “the magic of hollywood” wankery goes

I miss Sean O’Neal.

I miss Donna Bowman. 

There’s still time for someone to make a movie about a person doing it with a fish or a white guy learning to be tolerant. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

The American system of government is fucked completely by their insane structure which creates gridlock.

I miss Mike Vago. 

I keep skimming this hoping I see a guy with a wooden stake and holy water standing guard in case she gets back up. 

Fudd Gantry. Elmer Fudd Gantry.