I’m glad I’m not American, then. Anyway, I’m going to back prepping my pork belly and pak choy.

I’ve heard it as “drummette”, no “L”.

You should look into the works of her Chinese cousin who worked in Hong Kong cinema, Peter Pak Choy.

I’m getting some major “DENNIS! There’s some lovely filth down ‘ere!” vibes from this shot.

More to the point, will we see their buttholes?

I believe that’s a wing, not a leg, and I only point this out to you because your family would expect you to know better...

Apple bringin’ back Fierce Queens when?

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put!

You expect a pop culture website to be aware of current pop culture? Getthafuckouttahere, man.

“God! I was being ironic! Don’t you people know what irony is?” is the defence of fuckwits everywhere. 

No, no, no, no, no, PF: they highest accolade any minority can aspire to is become and be treated as a straight white person, not simply have their own stories told or be treated as who they really are.

Too derivative:

...but the women can keep doing it, right? Right? 

I think it means that Mz. Wilde always escalates conflict beyond what it started, and then tries to play victim.

Hey, when life gives you lemons.

Narrator: It was not.

Like she could compete with Laura Dern, anyway.

You thinking that Jurassic Park was just about a “dinosaur park” really does explain your obsession with Marvel movies. 

You know, I read this and can’t help but think the executives making this decision are growing out of touch with modern beauty standards.

Honestly, who doesn’t want to see Pierce gun down a rival gas station owner in the street, while calling him a son-of-a-bitch?