Fuck it, it’s about time for another Total Recall reboot. 

“It’s like breaking the fucking social contract you have with your audience”, according to Russell Crowe.

That ends with Red Adair blowing you up and covering you with his foam, right?

children whose brains aren’t developed enough to tell the difference

Like sleep (maybe) with black principals?

Still not as cool as his oyster-farming cousin. And I say that as someone allergic to oysters.

Pete Davidson

Why does that guy on the right look like he can be teleported into a city he’s never been to before and within five minutes find someone from which he can score meth?

I would totally do that. Because George Washington was a slaver, and I’m not American.

Soooooo...why are you sticking up for a movie made by Americans?

AV Club shitposter.

“Flavourless mush I call rootmarm” is my absolute favourite old-timey Americana joke on the Simpsons.

That’s the raunchy Anne Frank biopic, right?

Would this even count as a prequel? Do events in this show directly influence or lead on to GOT?

I dunno who he is, but I’d protest him for free pizza. I’d protest almost anyone for free pizza.

Probably that cradle snatcher Wilde, in the throws of passion as the fucked on the craft services table, right in from of everyone.

Though I guess the little people of Toronto aren’t the ones going to TIFF.

You know what “nominative determinism” is?

Mate, that’s comparison’s an insult to horology.