Jesus fucking christ, we’re only four entries in, and we’ve already covered half the AFC South. The Titans could start the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face at quarterback and win this division running away.

God forbid her grandchildren become (gasp) poor, or get a disease or medical diagnosis that sends them into egregious debt, or another financial crisis happens and they bail out the top tier (white) people. She doesn’t want them to live in a society where someone else (of color) can get the same breaks as they might…

Empathy is a foreign word to them with no translation available.

Republicans dont give a shit about anyone outside of their immediate family (and even family is questionable). Empathy is a foreign word to them with no translation available.

She comes from a privileged upbringing, has never had to worry about her financial future, healthcare costs, what kind of schools her kids would go to, and on and on and on. To talk about how horrible it would be for others to get the smallest taste of that kind of security is is disgusting. Meghan is the worst, whites…

[slaps the bong out of Albert and Patrick’s hands]

1. Space is scarier than the ocean.
2. Things in the Ocean are scarier than things in space.

Yet another mark for Bringing the Eighties Back, a senile President with an ever loosening grip on reality.

I've seen that grip a whole lot of times, but never outside of incognito mode.

Man, Dan Gilbert is that guy who never updated from Word 97.

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

This is, without question, the absolute worst logo I have ever seen.

Papyrus. This feels like a place for papyrus pathos.

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

He would have seen it coming if he was looking The Right Way.

Ousted on PKs by a team they, on paper, should have blown off the pitch. Turns out Spain was in the “Is England” category all along!

Deadspin’s coverage of the World Cup has been horrible.

All I know is that everyone on Facebook seems super happy about this win.

*throws shoe*

I had them as "Is England".