Shades of Bill Hicks’ weather forecast from the LA riots.

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”…

The dickhole lieutenant governor of Texas seems to think that the problem is schools having too many exits/entrances.

So let me get this straight. Republicans want to keep women from being harassed in women’s restrooms so this bitch decided to GO INTO A WOMEN’S BATHROOM SHE WASN’T EVEN USING AND HARASS A WOMAN WHO WAS IN THERE.

This will be Trump’s legacy: opening politics up to people whose only metric is how gleefully shitty they can be to people.

“Blue Lives Matter, but also I should be allowed to have a assault rifle to fire at the National Guard at a peaceful demonstration”

Amen, brother. Got to strap a gun to your hip and defend the nation against those dangerous dishwashers; against bright children keening for higher education; against the people who are, at this very moment, fixing your plumbing, tending your garden, and painting your home.

Now watch Fox & Friends lead a parade of right-wing pearl clutchers bleating about Leahy’s rudeness and lack of professionalism.

The blocked-number was his father. Everyone knows this. Anyone claiming otherwise is being disingenuous, including Jr.

Maybe this will be the scandal that topples him.

He also knows that Trump lives for TV. Avenatti is hoping that by being aggressive and ubiquitous on TV, he can cause some unforced errors by Trump and his team. Working so far re: Giuliani..

*45's been laundering money for the mob and the Russians for at least a couple of decades. All that remains is to stitch together the paper trail that proves it.

And Trump is doing everything he can to wipe it all out

We live in a country where the only way to combat corruption and nepotism in the highest offices of political power is to have a porn star sue the president.

The ghost of Rosa Parks politely asks you to shut the fuck up.

We are also getting a justification for why the investigation is taking so long. There is just too much corruption to unpack at once. This isn’t a case of leaving no stone unturned. Mueller cracked open the door to a hoarder’s home.

A perfect example of this occurs pretty much daily on CSPAN’s “Washington Journal”. The hosts read information from both conservative and liberal sources without adding any commentary. Then, a Trump supporter will call up to berate the hosts about only sharing media critical of the President. One even called the WSJ a…

Gaslighting morons is really easy and lucrative.

Am a white lady, can confirm. I could totally see my Aunt Alice pulling some shit like this. Given that a majority of white women in races voted for both Trump and Moore, my demographic group fucking sucks as a whole.

Mark does a great job of really selling "screaming vagina," but if you'll notice, his hands do need to be a little closer together.