au contraire, i think some of your humor might just be over your head ;)

At the very least, though a missed FG would actually be a bit of a soft landing.

Oh hell yes! But that’s too expansive for Trump’s vocabulary, so they’re narrowing it down. Glorious Fighting Man is the new working title.

coaches are generally ex-players

Peter, you’re right. However, NFL coaching was already a racial issue. The fact that this kid is white and fits a pattern of white privilege underscores why there’s a racial component.

I would like for your username to be a jeopardy question(answer).

He is the embodiment of the American self. A cocktail of greed, hostility and self-indulgence. A funhouse mirror version perhaps, but quite representative and something we need to own as Americans.

Daffodil’s Lament is so beautifully hypnotic. Lovely.

Nice choice. Her voice was an ever-present part of living in the 90's. That lovely accent...

sadly, the universe has made it’s position on this quite clear

Why would a Vikings fan do that to themselves? ;) Please. Just keep your head on a swivel.

Fuck that play forever.

Harbaugh would have faked the kneel down and thrown a fade. [“We’re going to win with character, but we’re also going to win with cruelty.”]

Yep. It’s early and as awesome as that was, it really just ups the ante. The Seemingly Inevitable Moment of Deflation still looms large. Vikings fans aren’t going to be fooled by a freak play in the first round.

Lefty with wheels. Steve Young.

[rant]

Pretty emphatic (and historic) way for Tua to make his entry onto the national stage.

inevitability meets opportunity

+1 [eat me]

Donald Trump doesn’t know the lyrics of the national anthem. Jesus.