Over / Under on him becoming a regular contributor to Fox News is about two weeks in my book, and I’m thinking the under will pay off.

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

Curling is fucking awesome. It’s a direct competition sport that involves both strategy and physical activity and objective metrics of scoring. Don’t get it twisted.

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

As a black man living in America, I feel the NFL protests appropriately draw attention to one of America’s gravest race-based sins at a venue that makes it uncomfortably difficult for those either apathetic to or complicit in it to ignore.

I’m seeing a a distressing lack of wine pairings.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

Dear Jorge,

You’re not really paying attention.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Not the right kinda celebrity story and I’m not the only one but ... I use to serve food to the BTK Killer Dennis Radar in the mall. I was a teenager at the time, never liked him because he creeped me out, and my manager forced me more than once to take his order telling me I was just being that way because how the…

Or, you follow the Trump Plan, which is to accept the highest bid but internally resolve to pay them only what the lowest bidder quoted. All while “feature-creeping” the project to double its original scope. Let them sue you to get full payment, then drag it out so they settle for far less than what you got out of…

I honestly don’t understand how people can be so cruel. Just gleefully, unabashedly horrible.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

FULL SPEED AHEAD

Keep it up, Ashley. You’re fuckin’ killing it.

nah

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.