Those three had thoughtfully formed stability by pitting their ambitions off each other. It was a shifting peace of one-upsmanship. But Sansa has to come in and prey on poor Littlefinger's Catlyn fetish and upended the game board with her hoochy coochy princessness. She's making Littlefinger create a kingdom of…

It makes you a two-faced panderer! Pick a side and conform!

But the Internet wants to be coddled when it's in the grip of its diaper fetish.

I don't think you have room to talk with the Internet, what with your premature fatherhood and all. The Internet will be better off taking advice from drifters, drug mules, and stock brokers.

I get the feeling this video is his plea for the public to realize that Emo Phillips gave him cancer with his jealousy.

It's been a decade since the show ended. I hope David Milch hasn't lost his sense of that era.

Jesus only fucked that pig named Legion because of his infatuation with orgies.

He's adapting the Sot-Weed Factor? Oh shit, I am giddy to see what he does with that lovely lump of text.

Tarantino has been waiting his whole life to vividly capture every sensual feature of his actress' feet. He's only settling for 70mm to set up for higher gauges of film. He won't be satisfied until every moist speck of toe jam and erect bunion is smothering his vision.

Geek Love is one of those books I need to buy and reread. I loved it and will want to share it with others who will want to visit that loopy little carnival.

Giggles are the cause of 70% of broken hips amongst the elderly.

One of the best parts about being Catholic is the wedding in the beautiful church. If you wanted a cheap marriage, you should have converted to the universal church.

He needs to be plastered over TV. That white beard makes him the lovable, spry grandpa we all need in our lives because ours died off decades ago. Ruprecht won't break our hearts with crackpot conspiracy theories or casual bigotry.

What is the best weapon to use to shoo away the women who are kissing the women that I want to be kissing?

Your dad should have just eaten a cigarette a day until he pooped out the corpses. Worked for my grandparents.

This music must be what semuta addicts hear.

The only friends anyone needs are the vermin that share your house with you. Take that time freed from Pop Culture's bombardment to share jam toast with the termites and mice while reminiscing about all the mistakes in your life that led you to this tight-knit community.

The TV series better use their song for their opening credits theme.

I don't know… if they return to the West Coast,I'd prefer to see a Denver overrun by dogs and those long-hinted at radioactive twisters.

He saved a life, but completely disregarded her feeling in the process. He gave her opinion very little credit, not bothering to discuss it with her, and in the end hung up/ignored her calling to do what he felt he needed to do for his career.