More of a murderer.  They were already blood-thirsty monsters thanks to coltan mines.  But I suppose they're all worse now because Americans are dying this time.

More of a murderer.  They were already blood-thirsty monsters thanks to coltan mines.  But I suppose they're all worse now because Americans are dying this time.

Virgins are the pristine forests to STDs.  When presented with one, the diseases flee the slums of sluts they were trapped upon and never look back.  Quite logical, the only flaw is you can't turn your cock inside out inside a woman to ensure the lame and lazy STDs can tumble out into Eden.

Virgins are the pristine forests to STDs.  When presented with one, the diseases flee the slums of sluts they were trapped upon and never look back.  Quite logical, the only flaw is you can't turn your cock inside out inside a woman to ensure the lame and lazy STDs can tumble out into Eden.

Bison were inefficient, wasteful creatures that terrorized every living thing on the plains.  Even the wolves and grizzlies only took them on in self defense.  Civilization has replaced them with Angus cows and Beefalo, and the prairies have never been more peaceful.

Bison were inefficient, wasteful creatures that terrorized every living thing on the plains.  Even the wolves and grizzlies only took them on in self defense.  Civilization has replaced them with Angus cows and Beefalo, and the prairies have never been more peaceful.

It is, but it's named because it resembles the shape of Italian peckers.

It is, but it's named because it resembles the shape of Italian peckers.

Papa Lazarou black.

Papa Lazarou black.

If they want a love song, International Small Arms Traffic Blues works so much better.  What woman doesn't swoon over being compared to arson?

If they want a love song, International Small Arms Traffic Blues works so much better.  What woman doesn't swoon over being compared to arson?

Depends if Rei's corpses rot.  Her flesh will be their main source of food, every other living thing is wiped out.  If Rei will rot, then there's still a chance they can turn cannibal and prey on all the other people as they reassert their individuality.

Explosion's going to need the help of Toki's underwater friends.

Oh good.  While I could never read the books in a timely manner, being at the mercy of libraries, I still eventually check out the books.  Then I can go back into the archives and voyeuristically pretend I am part of the discussion.

You're not alone.  I've never seen an episode either.  Episode still works, just like every other parody episode.  For being a pop culture heavy show, Community is still funny to those pure of mass media's dribblings.

One minute, Starburns was the warm center that the light of the world crowded around, and the next moment, he was an object. After his trunk exploded, the amazing miracle of death.

They changed the cover to something more droll.  The trippy UK cover can be seen here: http://files.list.co.uk/ima…

The only time incest is wrong is when it results in babies.  You don't have to be adopted to keep your love among your kin, you just got to remember to pull out or teach your sperm to swim in circles.

Saying bye to Britta was the hardest thing to do
But when someone's a bitch and a liar
Well, there ain't nothing left to woo