I investigate fraud professionally, and I find the most egregious thing about this story to be that her abode wasn’t dubbed The Shahlet.

Quick for ten points! Answer below.

I mean, if it truly was a bunch of antifa people, pretending to be Trump supporters, storming the Capital, wouldn’t you think Republicans would want to get to the bottom of that?  Oh wait...

I’m just here to offer a regular reminder that just because a virus is survivable, doesn’t mean it isn’t still bad. I survived my two weeks with COVID fine, but a year of ever increasing medical problems that are all related to the infection are what is causing the real damage. Damage to my life, my physical health,…

oh my god YOU GOT ME

Don’t forget, Rand skipped obtaining treatment for his “injuries” in the good ole US of A, instead he chose to make use of Canada’s medical care.

I prefer “man who stole his hair from clippings at a poodle salon”.

OK, that was a nice swerve. 

“I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”

I will die on the hill that Richard Marx is a fine soft-rock artist. 

Until rand jumps up and investigates all the direct threats to the non-white women in Congress, he can get bent.

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I’ve been studying leatherwork techniques for a couple months, and this is a clear case of too much skiving and not giving consideration to the crotch gusset. Leather garments in general need to be cut a bit more generously around the joints. Everyone wants the skin-tight look, and you can absolutely get it, but if you…

One would think the police would have identified themselves.  She might not have come out even then; anyone can say they’re the police, but not identifying themselves as police is a BIG hole when they’re looking for terrified people.

If you can believe it, my 40th high school reunion was a couple of years ago. I went to the 10th and it sucked. The same old cliques just reformed. Ate dinner because I paid for it and bolted and haven’t been back since. I was almost persuaded to go to the 30th but backed out. I heard two women got in a fight in the…

MTG doesn’t need therapy. She is just a bad person who likes to do cruel things and therapy can’t fix people like that.

Ugh. I recycled my yearbooks a decade ago after I realized that I didn't get a shit about any of the people in them. Honestly, I haven't spoken to anyone from my highschool in over 20 years nor have I had any desire to go down memory lane.

If bribery isn’t effective enough, by the end of June it might be time for reverse psychology. Announce that the vaccine will only remain available in blue states with priority being given to immigrants, particularly the undocumented, and everything past that will be distributed at the border or donated to countries…

i have a shirt that says M.I.L.F with her face on it. people ALWAYS get real bummed when i wear it which in turn brings me immense joy.