After the Kesha/Dr. Luke lawsuits, there is zero chance of that happening any time soon. Those made it 100% clear how much you have to lose by naming your abuser.

I fill mine with a $3.99 bottle of Trader Joe’s rosewater toner and it makes me feel fancy as shit.

Does Martha spritz herself with Dewar’s? That is my take-away.

That they shout their beef with a yogurt shop with the same vigor as they shout their coming out as non-binary and pansexuality, and that each of these topics was shouted separately, and in addition to, their four part autobiographical documentary, their autobiographical album and their podcast is why I make the…

I mean, it’s this week’s truth.

Knowing and acknowledging that he doesn’t know much about the First Amendment puts him ahead of about 80% of Americans, and 99.9% of right-wing Americans.

A crackpipe would suffice but, how about sharing each other after sharing said crackpipe?  

Yeahhhh some of us remember those years ago when she tweeted about Quvenzhane Wallis being “cocky.” She was like 9 years old and doing a lot of press due to being the youngest ever Best Actress nominee. And Chrissy decided to get on the internet and tweet “I am forced to like Quvenzhane Wallis because she’s a child…

Hey, I thought Congress Critters were supposed to be working on behalf of the people of their state/districts or engaging with them specifically, not having wankfest parties across the country to fluff their egos.

Please someone post a video of Gaetz and Greene sharing a crack pipe in a Holiday Inn bathroom somewhere out in the boonies.

I believe in a free and healthy press, particularly when it comes to bringing truth to power. But my feelings on the First Amendment would certainly be affected if I had 30+ members of the press scrounging through my garbage, hiring drones and helicopters to monitor me at all times, constantly reaching out to all…

I mean maybe I don’t understand trolling but this is legit harassment. The fact that’s nothing happened and she just reached out and did this is not something I could imagine doing ever. This woman was an adult.  That’s different level from trolling to me.  

Jane Seymour says “6. I was useless [in] P.E. I could only climb a rope” and I just had nightmare flashbacks to being 3 inches up the rope, feeling like I was 6 feet up the rope and hoping I don’t fart on the rope holder aaaaaand I’m done, my arms gave out.

Oh yeah when the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm definitely relying on this guy for survival. /s

I love Kyle’s caftans.

She has wayyyyyyyyyyy too much filler. So does Lana, who I used to think was stunning. I prefer a cut cheekbone, like Angelina Jolie or Michelle Pfeiffer. I don’t know why these chicks think this looks good. It looks really puffy to me. It makes them look heavier.

Feel like it should have been way bigger than a Dirt Bag (which is all it got). Outrageous. 

Is that Olivia Munn? It looks Lana Del Rey or something.

I agree. The result isn’t that their lips look naturally full. They look like they had an allergic reaction to a popsicle. 

 I mean, Lisa sucks, but that is legit funny.