Oh ALSO! Do you do a lash primer? I got a small version of a Diorshow primer with my Sephora points and WOW, it really does make the mascara say put way better than mascara performs alone.

I like tube mascaras for this. I’ve tried approx 100zillion mascaras - everything pretty much smudges on me by midday. I’m wearing They’re Real right now and yep, just cleaned some smudges.

But the tubes that I have tried STAY PUT. The drawback for me is that I haven’t found one that gives the fullness that They’re…

Making heart eyes at you. Thank you.

This explains why my uterus is all NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO today.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That episode gives me life.

2001?

Me too! But I miss Good Eats era Alton. Current Alton seems hungry and cranky.

I’m guessing the “poly” meant polyamorous, not polygamous.

Oh my gosh! I dooooo! That was amazing.

I wonder if there’s some male entitlement stuff that goes on?

I’m so glad you have a great relationship now. All the hugs for getting there. I’m sort of giving mine up to his old age, and finding other sources of the stuff you get from dads. And that’s okay. Some dads just can’t be very good fathers, I guess.

Omg I’m so sorry. My dad did this, too. He mostly behaved, in the end. But he still gripes about it, 13 years later.

A tribute to Kate Winslet?

Sounds like it was dark? And maybe the guy just shouldn't have tried to rape her? Maybe he's the one to blame here?

Yeah. Not sure what this dude is implying. But being able to get a Black Car on demand when I’m traveling for work is actually a relief. I know where they are and exactly when they’ll get to me.

I travel a lot for business and in the east coast cities I most often visit, Uber Black has been a safe, reliable way to get to the client and to the airport. I’m not sure what this has to do with my life skills.

My family still calls me the “clumsy” one, since my “pretty” sister is now as fat as I am, and guess they can’t call me the fat one anymore.

I hate crowdfunding tbh.