Fair. But Titus singing Firework to Kimmie and passing it off as a spotaneous composition trumps all.

I need to re-watch. It's been ages. Thank you!

What is this????

I feel like her sobbing face is the face of a woman who, AT LAST, is getting all the attention she's longed for.

Yes. And I feel like there’s something we’re missing about this, too. The pieces don’t fit for me.

I don’t know. As long as it cures “microscopically [sic],” I’m in.

I think I am? My bf gets mistaken for him. Down to the laugh. I'm into it.

I read that, in that part of Kentucky, “democrat” doesn’t mean what it means elsewhere.

Yes! And in one of those local KY links I posted, someone in the know indicates that in that part of KY, “Democrat” does not mean what it might in many other places.

...I know way to much about this now.

When reading about her today, I kept coming across references to her as a “dog napper” or “accomplice to dog napping” so I had to dig deeper. Here’s what I found: her daughter seems to have snatched a guy’s dog from outside a gas station or convenience store in late 2013. Surveillance footage from the store clearly…

YES! Small town politics...

JESUS MULLIGAN

I know, it’s like the dog story kicked me over to RAGE OVERDRIVE about her today.

Stole him from outside a gas station, from what the stories tell. And later asked the guy who was searching for his dog to please take down the surveillance photos he had posted on fb, because she didn’t want her mom implicated. BUT NEVER GAVE THE DOG BACK.

Post Jesus!

LIFE PLAN

Good questions! It happened about two years ago, so definitely after the Come to Jesus, all sins windexed away thing. Not sure about how many kids she has or by whom, but it was while Saint Kim was campaigning for her current job.

And I want every post to mention that her daughter stole some guy’s dog! Stole a dog!

I can’t watch because she is pretty much all of the bigoted, hateful people I left my home state to get away from. All I have to see is the picture up there to know a lot about her, because I grew up with, and was raised by her ilk.

Seriously, that hair alone tips me off.

Taylor Swift?