BEST BEST BEST

Judas obvs was forgiven because he came back in this fab outfit.

Ahhh! That makes sense. Thank you kindly. :)

Totally get what you’re saying. Sad.

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Hi, that's my avatar.

Thank you!

I never got the fit of the dress at the chest. Couture, I guess, but. Meh.

Wait, why Jimmy John’s?

I spent about $5000 maybe? Ebay dress, wedding in a park ($50), lots of cheaper options. No crazy flowers. Everything outside was blooming and it was super beautiful. Stuff like that.

Sigma Nu’s official “vision” is “Excelling with Honor,” their values “Love, Honor, Truth.”

This is the best thing on the internet today.

I’m with you girl. Pretty much all of the time. They’re just...the worst, you know?

This made me laugh because WEDDING! OMG!

I decided a long time before I ever met a man who was even worth it, that my wedding should be a great time, but not the THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF MY LIFE. If it was, that would mean the whole marriage that came after sucked, or at least was a let down. Fortunately I found a…

WAIT...WHAT?

Wait, who’s fat?

I love you for snopesing this.

Omg, a hundred years ago when I worked in a video store, rich people with late fees were always THE WORST. They would argue and try to find any and all loopholes to get out of paying that goddamned $3. For the most part, our managers would back us up, but the loudest red-faced suburban dad in his golf shirt and khakis…

ALL THE STARS for making me so happy with this picture!