Shut your stupid fucking mouth, you trust fund, nepotistic, born into privilege, entitled, condescending, disingenous, pretending to be Mexican, piece of shit.

Whatever is true, it doesn’t change the fact that whatever is going on (or went on) in their marriage is nobody’s damn business.

He was absolutely right up until he went completely off the rails with that whole “real men blah dah blah” crap.

“With the Aussies, particularly with the males, it’s the masculinity. In the U.S. we have this relatively asexual or unisex area with sensitive young men and we don’t have many Channing Tatums or Chris Pratts, while the Aussies do. It’s a phenomena.”

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

delicious-yet-gross zone

I find it rich that the same people who complain about lazy people on welfare are the ones refusing to, you know, actually do their jobs.

What a great week for horrible relics to come down: the Confederate flag and now Cosby.

I can’t even fathom how he thinks what he did is ok. But then again, I’m not a predator, so I wouldn’t understand their way of thinking.

Genuinely curious how he justifies this to himself.

The amazing thing is, this will not silence the blind defenders. “I liked some of his entertainment product so he can’t be a horrible person!”

So is that him basically admitting to being a rapist?

And yet so many idiots insist women’s sports are not worth watching.

I am going to just erase everything on my OKC profile and just write, “Seeking Jeff Goldblum. Or anyone who does and excellent impersonation of him.”

When I was in the seventh grade, my friends were all in love with Leonardo DiCaprio... but I was madly in love with Jeff Goldblum. I saw Independence Day three times when it came out that summer and rented every Goldblum movie I could find at Blockbuster. My friends (and my mom) all thought it was super weird. It…

I’m just going to leave this here...

*sigh*

Hopefully Goldblum can make up for them being stuck with an inferior-model Hemsworth...