Buggery is my favorite word. It makes me giggle like a school girl. The word not the act, tho I hear that can be just as entertaining.

There are plenty of us; we just don’t make the news. Also, most of the non-liberal folks don’t engage in this kind of batshittery, either; most OC people are fiscal conservatives with an almost sociopathic indifference to everything that isn’t about increasing their wealth. They’re pleasant enough to make small talk…

So basically sex in a world without “gay sex” would be kind of dull

Don't most Republicans get business degrees anyway? There are not many liberal professors at the business school of any college.

THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.

I stayed in a hotel room w two other girls who ended up staying elsewhere to bang some dudes in bow ties and I slept alone in the room by myself and smoke a J while I watched Law and Order reruns at 4am.

Right? People are weirded out by cat guys for some reason. I don’t get it either. Cats are great, often low-maintenance pets, and anyone who likes them is okay by me.

I’ve met Bub. I totally cried. How I love her.

This is a long one, but I think it’s pretty great. Please excuse any typos.

Two friends from college got married, and it was a doozy of a wedding. My friends actually went to college with my best friend from high school, so over the course of college and the following decade her friends became mine, and vice versa.…

I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…

Dang, was hoping for J K Simmons.

They have all these incompetent kids working at these places. They should lower the minimum wage to 2 dollars an hour

My manager goes to deal with her and I was right, she did want to “give me advice on how to be a better host.”

To which Loud Girl said, “No, I’m going to feed it to you.”