The scene: Halloween, circa 2013, near the beginning surge of Capitol Hill’s tragic bropocalypse. I was at a packed bar, dressed as Link from Zelda. I am very, very good at costumes. Your typical douchebro grabs my shoulder to get my attention. He is already doing that obvious PUA thing: using a familiar touch and…
I feel like there should be an award given out annually to whoever does the best job of kicking this guy in the nuts.
Oh yes, we’d be millionaires if we got a euro for every time someone says that.
Too bad he/she couldn’t be less cliché.
One that I and my fellow plus-sized ladies have heard way too fucking often: “you have such a pretty face.”
And then you pushed them into oncoming traffic right?
Ugh i’ve gotten this too. Fuck those dudes.
“Your body is...alright”
Given to me by a hella-drunk dude who looked like Waldo from the Where’s Waldo series (it was halloween, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a costume), which I feel adds an extra layer of psychological warfare to the neg.
Joke’s on him, this alright-body went home with a dude who was younger,…
Kudos to you if you managed to control yourself and not set all of his things on fire.
I ended up drinking my weight in his booze. And I am a fat lady.
I would've taken that as a strait up compliment.
(At the office) “As far as women go, you know your stuff pretty well. I hope you asked for a salary that outranks the other women lateral to your position.” Not the other men, mind you, just the other women lateral to me. I may or may not have kicked this guy in the nuts.
“Your personality is a real dick softener” stated by fratty McRedstag.
The early reports indicate the ring leader was blue and fuzzy with wonky eyes.
$31,ooo in cookies is cool... but it’s not forty cakes cool.
Goddamn it Ann. You are a detestable asswipe, but there you go, saying something I enjoy reading said.
See also: Be attractive - but effortlessly attractive. It doesn't count if you look like you're trying.
Yes! It means “Ew, gross, she can walk in them without breaking anything. Does she even care about my boner?”
It just seems a but random.... ;)
