Your naiveté is so refreshing.

Want power, ladies?

Grody, Brody.

Agreed. That’s no slip up. I think I need to go take a shower now.

^ The best ironic/unintentionally hilarious first line in the history of rap ^

Over on Gawker a lot of shitty shitty people are all like “but if you can have trans-gendered people how is this not the same thing?” And I hope to fucking god this comment section doesn’t go down that shitty, shitty, path. not the same thing people.

Nothing conservative super Christians do makes sense. My colorist was ranting about Lady Gaga’s support of LGBT issues while doing my hair and I asked her if her church didn’t believe that everyone that doesn’t attend their particular church is going to hell already. She confirmed it. So I said that since Lady Gaga…

“stay together, live together, and raise their kids together”

Bullshit. It’s my favorite movie. I watch it at least twice a year.

What I don't understand is why women AND men begin running away from me when I pull out this poster board arguing beyond doubt that Goodfellas should have beat Dancing With Wolves for the damn Oscar that year.

Yeah, no. GoodFellas is one of my very favorite movies. It’s just a damn good flick. So this asshole needs to clam up.

We’re banning behavior, not ideas.

The funny thing is these connections aren’t going to be nearly as toxic for him in the primaries as the fact he pardoned people who eventually reoffended as governor. Turns out a forgiving heart is only important when it’s other people who thump the Bible; anyone else makes you weak on crime.

I love all of this post and Kara should be President.

i feel like its less about keeping secrets and more about maintaining personal identity and boundaries by keeping certain aspects of my life to myself

That sucks about your mom. I’m sorry.

And all I could think as I was reading it was “Ron Swanson.”

All I know is that your rageweeping over “multiculturalism” is nourishing and sufficient.