"He didn't just lick it once — he wouldn't let go, and licked it in several lascivious, short little motions,"

Can you and your stormfront buddies clear out? You're not convincing anyone of anything and starring each other is just pathetic.

I'm okay with them praying for all the ladies who are having abortions if it means they're not out there harassing people. We should encourage them to pray. We should also mention Matthew 6:5 when we encourage them— that's the verse about how if you pray in public, you don't get any reward from god.

If you don't want people to think less of you, then don't stick your nob in other people's medical decisions.

Segregation Now, Segregation Tomorrow, Segregation Forever and can you please let me motorboat you?

The Dems sure do know how to caress my ego, what with all their totally absurd, "women are human beings who deserve rights over their bodies" propaganda.

There's a lot of crossover in those demographics.

"That particular statistic is from my personal observations. I'm just speaking here as a dude."

I say the opposite. The media is light on these guys and they're a hundred times more horrible than they're portrayed.

Or just DRINK IT ALL, like a normal person.

Being childfree does not make you selfish. Repeat 1,000 times.

Always glad to hear someone embrace her child-free life, though I prefer the succinct and to-the-point explanation by Helen Mirren:

I love this and feel the same way, but why the fuck is this a socially-acceptable question to ask?

My last pay check was $50000 going on one incredibly ridiculously awesome show called "Bet On Your Baby." My neighbor's sister has been jealous ever since.

"When I make these songs and I listen back to them they make me feel good about myself because at least I'm admitting my faults, I'm trying to become a better man, better person, better father."

Please have all the upvotes

I drooled over him until I found out he's an Ayn Rand fan. Meh.

Thank you for the gif(t)s, Kate.