I fucking love Terry Crews.

Even worse - the mean-spiritedness is mixed in with schmaltzy sentimentality to make Sandler seem likable. It’s vomit-inducing.

Seriously. When these emotionally manipulative assmonkeys threaten to kill themselves it’s like:

If you haven’t seen the John Waters segment from Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous, it is a must-watch:

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“I’m your papi, right?”

Yes on that first question.

I love everything I’ve seen in the trailers. It just looks like so much fun.

Is your user name a reference to The National song?

*squee* Father John Misty’s I Love You, Honeybear is my favorite album this year. And I fucking love Florence Welch. Seeing them together is magical.

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead is fucking awesome. One of my favorite movies from childhood.

One of my favorite albums this year. She's terrific.