Hemsworth. He was on the Australian version of DWTS.

"all the greasy food you could ever want to punish your asshole with"

He looks so dapper.

LOOK AT HIS BOWTIE! OMG!

Is the restroom fit for Captain America's butt cheeks?

It's on my Amazon wishlist. There are some great clips from the audiobook on YouTube though:

Seriously. I just finished reading a book about NK. If she insulted Kim Jong-un the way she talks about Obama, a spy would hear her, rat her out, and her ass would be sent to one of their many prison camps.

Let's ship her to North Korea.

CSI actually did do an episode on this subject. Season 4, episode 23 - Bloodlines