That was my mom - she was a Marx Brothers fan and had all their movies on tape.

My favorite Marx Brother. Love his quips and the fact he got a lot of crap past film censors. Probably because they were too stupid to get it.

"You want me to fuck your womb?"

Just to display or have as a keepsake from childhood? Not a problem. I get that. But he slept with the damn thing like a 5 year old.

The dude who ejaculated after two thrusts (with a condom on) and still slept with a stuffed animal at 24 years old.

Seriously. Notice how he only mentioned sons as well? Daughters don't matter, I guess. They're only women...

The fact that his singing sounds like a frog swallowed a harmonica?

Nice one, assholes...

I like long hair on guys, so I totally approve this.

I highly recommend both Thor films. They're a hell of a lot of fun. Looks aside, I really like Hemsworth as an actor. Even when he's playing a superhero/demigod there's something very accessible and likable about him.

Of course Ms. "Everyone Is Guilty" pulls out this tired trope:

Same here.

A kitten walking away from an explosion is just so badass, like that chef.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

The reason I couldn't make it past the first episode. I was just thinking the whole time "I hate these fucking people".

I haven't seen that one! I'll check it out when I get home from work. Thanks for the tip.

Seriously. His Fun In Balloonland episode makes me laugh much more than Cosby does: