Um, how 'bout a compilation of Bejar's songs on New Pornographers albums? They're a tad more cheerful...

I'd be suspicious of anyone who ISN'T turned on by that...

He was also a guest on Lil Wayne's absolutely vile "Bitches Love Me". I've come to expect a certain amount of misogyny in hip-hop (unfortunately), but there are lyrics in that song that make my skin crawl.

I don't mind Lorde, but her video beat out the Arctic Monkeys? Seriously?

I was totally thinking the same thing, while making an "ewww!" face.

God, I was wrong. You are fucking hilarious. It's so fucking funny when right-wing men get challenged in any way by a woman their misogyny comes flying right out. For all your macho bluster about "God and guns", you sure are a bunch of crybabies and whiners.

It was better than yours, douchebottle.

Do you blow your father with that mouth of yours?

And thanks for being unfunny and uninteresting like all right-wingers are. Fuck off now, ya hear!

If you don't like it, you can go back to FoxNews, Red State, InfoWars, and all the other cesspools products of sibling fornication hang out...

His stand-up was top-notch:

It's a really awesome column. Also, Andrew is a huge Lil Bub fan, so that makes him a-ok in my book:

Didn't you encounter a white supremacist on that article about Rand Paul who called Mexican-Americans "cockroaches" and had "Rapist" in his username? Some fucking charmers Kinja attracts, right?

I know it's a serious article about dying patients, but I'll be damned if this wasn't the first thing that popped into my head...

Plus he has an extremely punchable face...