Do you blow your father with that mouth of yours?

And thanks for being unfunny and uninteresting like all right-wingers are. Fuck off now, ya hear!

If you don't like it, you can go back to FoxNews, Red State, InfoWars, and all the other cesspools products of sibling fornication hang out...

His stand-up was top-notch:

It's a really awesome column. Also, Andrew is a huge Lil Bub fan, so that makes him a-ok in my book:

Didn't you encounter a white supremacist on that article about Rand Paul who called Mexican-Americans "cockroaches" and had "Rapist" in his username? Some fucking charmers Kinja attracts, right?

I know it's a serious article about dying patients, but I'll be damned if this wasn't the first thing that popped into my head...

Plus he has an extremely punchable face...

I clapped and cheered at that scene, and I'm sure I'm not the only one...

I feel the same way. Unfortunately there's a lot of douchy dudebros in the Atheist movement...

I love him so very much.

I would have, but I don't drive and the bus wasn't running that late at night, so I was unfortunately stuck.

Dude I met on OKCupid. Had a condom on, two thrusts, and boom! It's over, Johnny. Try again - same thing happens. And to top it off, he was 24 years old and still slept with a stuffed animal. I couldn't get the fuck out of his apartment fast enough.