Aww. I genuinely loved your joke! But Tommy was quite unpredictable, wasn't he? :)

"Do not order the Skip's Scramble".

Terry Crews, do you need a paycheck that badly? You're so much better than Sandler's unfunny cinema abortions.

I miss him. Always loved his scathing reviews.

What was it like working with Keni Styles? I really enjoy watching him - he looks like he knows what he's doing.

When you belong to a political party that thinks lacking empathy is awesome and compassion is something to be sneered at it's kind of hard to put yourself in someone else's shoes...

Dear Ms. Palin:

Beer cheese soup is amazing. But it tends not to look like frozen ravioli that's gone bad either...

To whoever thought of fried beer:

And tell them not to eat GMO's, cause ermahgerd khermikals!