Prison guard: “OK, CRYING NAZI, WELCOME TO GENERAL POPULATION.”

One of the reasons why Psyonix went with roofed cars with tinted windows is because they wouldn’t have to animate it.

Could’ve sworn they’d go full-on Mario Kart.

The silver lining is that grandma thinks “those fellas in Charlottesville were on to something.”

The upside if you hit them is you will have a lot less than 80+ hours a week to deal with.

buddy, don’t try to play this game. several of the videos in this compilation show drivers deliberately or negligently hitting protesters that had done nothing to them. others show drivers trying to go through crowds and then choosing to speed through them, which is assault.

No

I don’t mean to Harper on about it, but I think he’s gonna need a Bryce for his knee.

I don’t know what Overwatch is. All I do know is I hope whatever investment Kroenke made fails miserably and hope the next article I read on Deadspin about Stan Kroenke is his death

oh yeah i definitely don’t think atheists are good i just don’t think they’re any worse than religious people

The USL is outstanding. The MLS is fair game for criticism because, amongst several reasons, it sees itself as a top league and it isn’t. The USL is just a cheap, minor league soccer league that’s accessible to all fans. Why dog it since, at the very least, it encourages soccer fandom in the US?

The annoying part? The profits made by this will most likely offset the losses from those who aren’t going to buy it now :/

As a long time US soccer fan, I’ve resisted the temptation to give in to the hype. He’s promising yes, but we’ve been here before.

I just moved with my wife to San Diego, from Minneapolis, and let me just say, as a Vikings fan, I admire this city for sloughing off it’s worthless team and not giving in to a butt-fucking of a stadium deal like my former hometown did. It’s refreshing!

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

Fat people survive longer in the mine when it collapses.

Piggybacking on Matt’s response. It’s important to understand that, while impeachment is the only way to get rid of a President (aside from them dying from a coronary event because they are fat, lazy fucks who don’t believe in exercise), even impeaching him has consequences. At the moment, while he is absolutely a…

oh dear... non ‘murican here with a (legit?) question: if this clown is a national embarrassment, is there anything you can do to get rid of him?

Yeah! I liked that approach, too. Let’s say it falls under “Straight-up putting huge text on the screen.”