Taraji is always happy for other people to win:

Seriously. I assumed he’d take at least a year or two to really fuck things up, but he’s gone and done it in a week.

Omg that woman was a freaking rock. Brava, and I’m so sorry on behalf of our beyond fucked country.

Just gotta say, I love this show. I’m black and not from Atlanta and I feel like I connect with almost everything about this show. One of the moments that stuck out to me was (episode 2? 3?) where Earn is talking to his white friend from the radio and they guy says “nigga” while telling him a story. Then later,…

And simultaneously screams “WITNESS ME” while spray painting his mouth in chrome.

I dunno. He comes off as a guy who likes to get drunk and start showing off his gun collection. Pass.

Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

The skinny girl with a beer belly just adds that much more Buffalo to this video. Buffalo is like a 23% shittier version of Pittsburgh.

He volunteered to go on tv as an undecided voter in possibly the nastiest and most obvious presidential election in modern history. I’m having a really hard time mustering sympathy for him.

If you choose to do an AMA, you are asking for it. You’re making the choice to put yourself out there.

Someone should have told him to make a throwaway account for the AMA, problem solved.

How long before the GOP puts that quote in every ad?

I just go with the idea that he’s always well medicated and probably does see rainbows and unicorns.

In other news, I’ve never been bitten by a wolf, so there are no wolves.

Lil Wayne, bless his heart.

You must be fun at parties.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

I’m sure everyone who was watching this live was disgusted by this language, and I hope ESPN received calls from all 3 of them.