mattzelie
Matt Zelie
mattzelie

As a car salesman who works extremely hard to provide the best service possible, reading articles like this infuriate beyond belief. I am not your typical car salesman and neither are a vast majority of my co-workers yet we get treated like scum on a daily basis. A majority of us have college degrees and have our

What the fuck does PC load letter mean?

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton

I saw an Audi Allroad towing a broken-down pickup last weekend. I was thoroughly impressed.

He is the Automotive equivalent of Waldo, man. If you look long enough, BAM. THERE HE IS.

Still would.

Let me set the mood for you

A Northstar equipped Eldorado Touring Coupe is fantastic way to cover a lot of miles in comfort.