I thought The Child was drinking the space equivalent of a Capri Sun and it made me love him even more

Sports Jeopardy was the only Crackle series I watched with regularity. Unlike Rock N Roll Jeopardy, which was very easy music trivia for the general population, Sports Jeopardy was really for sports nerds only, so I was terrible at it, but that made it fun to watch. 

How does the ending spoil all of it? Where those characters all ended up made sense. It also didn’t negate anything that happened on the island or why they were there. 

I think he had one scene where he got to show he was a ruthless lawyer in court and it was fine, but then he did nothing the rest of the film. It makes sense because he was the lawyer of the “legitimate” Michael Corleone, the businessman, and didn’t get involved in the “other” business, but it was just a character…

It was always weird to me that they wrote Tom Hagen out as having died from cancer. Tom had basically been Michael’s lap dog for most of Godfather Part II. The original plan I think was for Tom to turn on Michael in III, which would have been believable, but they could have just written it in that Tom had turned on…

Bill Simmons is probably wacking off to these tweets. 

Any time we get Toby/Miggy/Beth together either in full or in pairs it’s delightful. The Non-Big-3-Big-3 are 3 of my favorite characters on the show. 

Also, the “bad cop shoots another officer in the head unexpectedly at the end of the pilot episode” trope will never be done better than The Shield.

But every other person having a British accent in the prequels and original trilogy didn’t take you out of it? 

Fascinating! I didn’t know that. Thank you.

I love that Dan Levy’s “straight guy voice” sounded just like him doing an imitation of his father. This looks great!

Law and Order did a bunch of that too. I think Jeremy Sisto played a murderer once and then later on was a lead detective on Law and Order: LA

I saw Gillian on TV the other morning on Live with Kelly & Ryan. I guess in the 25 years I’ve known of her since X-Files, I somehow never heard her speak in a non-acting, non-American role. I just somehow never knew she was British. That pleasantly surprised me. 

Have you seen his Twitter account? I wouldn’t be so sure, he’s got a very sardonic wit. 

I read this theory years ago and to me it’s the only thing that makes sense. 

I just pictured Olyphant saying this post out loud and then tipping his cowboy hat. 

He’s not only now played a 19th century lawman in Deadwood, a 20th century lawman in Fargo, a 21st century lawman in Justified, and now a SPACE lawman in The Mandalorian. And he’s fucking great in all four! 

It makes you wonder what the Cranberries 1994 hit song would have been titled

I’ll admit it, I think the Vacation seasons of Jersey Shore, with the exception of the awful season when Situation was in jail and the drama was all forced as hell, have been excellent and a lot of fun. I legit love Sitch now and want him to have a great life. 

Your stand-up material sucks.