I’m pretty sure the line is “I GET plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut.” Still dumb, but also maybe the nerdiest way to say, “I get laid!” 

I was going to suggest “Eminus Sleepus” from Dookie but I just went ahead and listened to it and it’s just as catchy as any of the other lesser-known tracks from Dookie so I will no longer suggest anything from Dookie. 

This is a wild take. 

“Escape” to me always sounded like Metallica’s version of a Judas Priest song and for that, I love it. Plus, the solo and the outro are AWESOME. It’s the worst song on the album, but doesn’t stop it cold by any means. It’s a nice breather after “Trapped Under Ice” and before the ultimate high point of the album,…

“My World” makes me laugh and kind of shows that Axl has a sense of humor about how ridiculous it is that he got to make two ridiculously overblown albums at the same time and close one out with a song of him RAPPING. I legitimately love it. 

The Alice In Chains cover is better. 

I’d say Die Hard With A Vengeance is just as good as Die Hard. That taxi cab chase scene is even more impressive 25 years later because nowadays there’s no way they’d spend all that money to drive actual cars high speed through Central Park. It would all be CGI and it would look horrible. Samuel L. Jackson’s character…

He did return later in the season, so you missed out on more Carl Weathers’ greatness. 

I don’t think Mandalorian is fan-servicey at all. My wife has never watched a full Star Wars film, she gets bored and checks out easily, but she watched most episodes of Mandalorian and was able to follow along and get invested easily. You don’t need to know anything about the larger Star Wars universe to enjoy the…

#thetwofriends 

This makes sense. I never had a problem with Rey not believing if the Jedi were real because, like Luke said, Jakku “is pretty much nowhere.” There are a lot of “nowhere” planets in the galaxy, I would imagine, and it’s not like they had an interplanetary CNN that everyone could tune into to see footage of the…

“I’m ALL EARS”

Lateralus was probably their most musically complex album and I remember when 10,000 days came out, specifically, “The Pot,” people said they were “selling out” because it was “radio-friendly.” As if Tool were always some extreme band that never got tons of radio play as is? The criticism I’ve seen of this song is…

When Jaime returned to her, one of the things that made that scene even more emotional was when Cersei said, “I want our baby to live.” To me, that “clarified” that she was actually pregnant with Jaime’s baby at that time, and she died while pregnant.

In the 2000 Shaft starring SLJ, Roundtree played his uncle. You sure he’s the father in this one? 

Was this the Tea Party rally that Palin actually appeared at? I remember that being such a dismal turnout and laughing a lot. 

But, historically, we know he gets out and he gets away with it. This was a small victory for the Deadwood locals, but Al’s dead, Charlie’s dead, and the town will never be the same now that it’s part of a real state. I didn’t have a problem with the townspeople getting a “win” to end it all. 

I’d say Hearst was pretty fucking successful at killing Charlie. 

I think he was just so stiff and wooden because that’s what the character called for. He was able to let loose in other roles around the same time, and even by Season 3, he’s a much less rigid character than he was in the previous two seasons. The fondness he and Martha end up having for one another is downright…

Robin Weigert has aged really well too