Didn’t help his cause that he had zero personality. I say this as a Yankee fan since the late 70's. Outstanding, consistent, reliable, and boring as fuck. My old man used the call him the “Xerox machine”, you only noticed him when you had to use him or when he was broken down.

Good luck finding a cactus in Flagstaff

You’re not drinking the right Corona.

Here in AZ we get the real Corona beer in dark 32oz bottles and is damn good. That shit in the clear bottles isn't Mexican beer, it is brewed and bottled in the USA..

Do other parts of the country get the real Corona beer? The one that comes in a dark bottle and is like 32oz? That is the good shit. Never seen it outside of AZ. That crap in the clear bottles is not Mexican beer it is brewed and bottled in the USA.

I for one wouldn’t mind seeing some NFL fans that take this shit way too seriously get beat to death with their own shoes.

Len Bias would like to have a word with you, but he can't because he died from cocaine.

They did the same shit to DeMarco Murray, gave him a shit-ton of carries, no extension, then dumped him. Surprisingly this has not been mentioned much by the talking heads that I have noticed.

Cheesecake is an old slang term for pictures of scantily clad girls. Like gifs with Asian girls in like bikinis or cheerleading outfits jumping up and down but not nude.

So you are saying that Top Gun is likely in his top ten?

Funny to read Mayock’s statement about AB needing to be “all-in or all-out” while the team he works for is bailing on Oakland in the most halfassed way possible.

+1 star, bottle of anything and a doughnut to go.

Fucking Gary, everybody knows you leave the game with either all the cash or no cash, there is no in-between!

Holy shit it’s Bababooey! Case solved!

Best part is Santa headhunting for a crack back block!

Unicorns at #23?! This ain't gonna play well over at Jez, you done fucked up dude.

I had more of a problem with it being a year later and El still talks like Tonto from the Lone Ranger. Hopper’s behavior falls on line with Male his age in the 80's, especially a Vietnam vet that lost a daughter and divorced.