Fuck yes, my dad was an old school hardass but he still would have helped me out there! Would have helped me scout out the best spot to do the dirty deed as well!

Dude, you forgot Keith Jackson’s other gem, “Rumblin’ stumblin’ bumblin’ tumblin’ in for the touchdown!” line. Keith was the best!

“Vaseline ball just misses the corner for ball 4!"

Merkel needs to send him a check for $3, just like the check Donald's USFL got when they "won" their lawsuit against the NFL.

Yes, yes, yes!!! We do not need to celebrate “bombs bursting in air” anymore. It was cool to me as a kid in the late ‘70s and ‘80s but barely hold my 6 year old son’s interest because we have to watch from a distance due to the noise and crowds, both of which he hates like I do. I have severe hearing damage from huntin…

Very likely, but there is a chance KD jumps ship next year and Klay is going to eventually want a supermax deal right?

They are still going to make the Finals at least 3 times in the next 5-6 years, have a young, talented roster full of athletic wings, and a couple of veterans with all star credentials. Plus a great coach and a shit-ton of future assets. If there is one team in the NBA that does not need to hit panic button over the la…

The NBA was controlling the team Paul was on at the time, you don’t know what you are talking about dude. And that was a trade, not a free agent signing.

Come on now dude, there were quite a few old bottles in that vault, freakin’ old bottles man! You know how hard those are to acquire? Like a whole $5 bill bro!!!

You are partially correct but not a sucker-punch if they are yelling at each other at the time, no phony pleasantries.

Naw, that was the neighbors down the street.

Just fuckin beautiful! I will see you in hell my man.

Yeah, out of shape was a generous description.

So below-average, semi-flacced drill would be more appropriate right?

That’s because they’re not worthy!

I never thought I would see another Bill Laimbeer in the NBA again but here we are.

Is this me? Hell I like you! Why don’t you come over to my house and fuck my sister!

My best friend is Navy and calls them the Chair Force.

That is why I often hear Army/Navy/Marine veterans refer to it as the Chair Force.

Great name but at the same time it is a difficult one to nickname. IIRC, the one that was settled on at the time was “Never Nervous Pervis” which is lame but what else is better?