Nailed it! Now I feel bad for that actor, he must be getting side-eyed all the time.

The muthafuckin balls on this piece of shit! I would personally cut them off with a rusty bow saw if I could.

Dude, turn in your Wings, you’re done.

Of water or weed?

It was the Smelly Man! The man with the terrible smell!

The 10 doesn’t run through Glendale.

Ummm, no. Stranglehold by Ted Nugent, over 8 minutes long. The stripper usually has to take a break during the lap dance. We played it so much they had to take it off the jukebox, and this was before Pony ever existed.

Did you mean a sixer of beer?

Wel ya now, Good Ol boys gonna be good ta each otha an as long as he as wuz good ta us ritus men, we gotta be good ta him.

And to tell you the truth, I still haven’t figured out when and how to tell him that the nice man passed away.

Well put, not many guys dodge that bullet!

Thanks man, that was exactly what I told him right afterwards, but he was only 3-4 years old at the time so will have to keep it up. I am never really starstruck by celebrities but this was an exception. I could barely get out the words telling him how greatly I admired his work and personality.

Thanks, I sure will! But my son was only 3-4 years old so slim chance for him.

A couple of years ago my son and I were killing time while my wife was getting her hair done. We were walking towards a Starbucks to get the boy a chocolate milk when I spotted Dick freaking Enberg walking at us towards the door of the Starbucks as well. I slowed down so that Dick and his assistant would reach the…

Because your team has the classier dirty players? I believe one of your teams players was suspended this very week for a dirty shot, no?

That pic up top lets me know what Mr. Burns looked like at age 30.

It all ends up in the same place!

He ded, and not grateful for your comment

Hey, some people don’t recognize when their guardian angel appears to save them from themselves.

No shit! It’s puff puff give not puff puff puff motherfuckers! Roll that tiki to the left hand side or face the consequences ya bogartin fucker.